Tim Couldn't Make It

band bio:

Legal Notice: The band, the producers of this event, and the Vashon Chamber of Commerce are hereby notifying you (the reader) that Tim will not be present at this event. Tim will not be performing on stage or in the audience. He won’t be viewing remotely. Tim won’t even be in the continental US. So, please, enough with the underwear. Don’t bring it. Don’t throw it. Being struck by panties meant for someone else is profoundly demoralizing for the band. We hesitate to mention the jock straps but, please, stop it.

The performers will be Doug Pine, Chuck Keller, Wes Peterson, Mike Nichols, and Rick Dahms. They will play songs about true love, love lost, and drugs, suitable for light to medium petting, or dancing if you’re a morning drinker.

Once again, emphatically, Tim Couldn’t Make It.

Contact email: dougpine@gmail.com